So Bad It Hurts

I like bad fic and I cannot lie.

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from an author’s note:

Let me get right to the point, if you want to review, review nicely or DON’T REVIEW AT ALL! OK? I don’t like getting reviews that could affect me in any way.

I don’t think you understand the point of the review function.

Filed under author shenanigans

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hate-reading fic at 5am

I reluctantly put on a pair of denim jeans, a red shirt with black lettering: I’m not pretty but I’m REAL, and my black converses. I put my hair up in a ponytail and looked at myself in the mirror.

How I look is rather normal, not pretty. Just plain ugly with my wavy brown hair and boring brown eyes. I’m petite, but the only good thing is that I’m skinny. 

cue biggest eyeroll ever

Filed under bad fanfiction not like other girls

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Check it out

This is my undercover fanfiction profile.  Um.

It’s eerily close to what I was like at 17 (especially if I’d had a cat) plus some added ridiculous and I even left some of the answers from the person I ganked those copy and paste things from because I just can’t make that stuff up that good, you guys

Filed under undercover

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SO this is kinda marysueprincess's fault but

I really kinda want to go undercover in the Austin & Ally fandom and write a fic where Ally is a rabid fangirl of Austin’s, writes weird creepy fanfic about him, and he reads it and falls in love with her and finds her at a show and they have relationship dramaz

I just want to see what will happen.

Is this really totally horribly unethical or should I do it?

Filed under not fanfiction so sue me

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funny how I still see girls accused of being “fake fans” (and not just for nerdy things like comics and games but pop groups, mainstream tv shows, etc) by both male and female “gatekeepers”

but I rarely if ever see guys accused of being the same

even if a guy is new to a fandom- even if that fandom tends to be predominantly female- he is usually welcomed and treated as special

what about being male automatically grants you membership into every group ever? 

Filed under not fanfiction so sue me