And thank you for answering. I’m sorry. :(
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No updates/answering asks tomorrow; I’m going to be in a car all day.
So Bad It Hurts
I like bad fic and I cannot lie.
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Anonymous asked:
Oh man. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be passive-aggressive. I've found out recently some really stressing and depressing things about whether or not I can afford to graduate. And as it stands, there is nothing I can possibly do about it. I asked a hopefully light-hearted question to distract myself and then reacted poorly when I felt it wasn't going to be answered. Again, I'm really sorry.
It’s okay <3
Good luck with everything <3
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Anonymous asked:
Backstreet Boys or N*Sync? You have to pick one.
You’re not going to answer the ask about boy bands, are you?
I’m going to assume these are from the same anon.
Look, I love getting weird, crackpot asks. They make blogging fun.
However, I’ve been answering asks related to a discussion for the past couple of days and I’ve been staggering them so that I don’t clog anybody’s dash with 800 asks they don’t care about.
I’m sorry I didn’t get to your terribly pressing question as soon as you would have liked.
I am currently trying to get a job, move out of my apartment, and am getting ready to graduate tomorrow. I am also trying to say goodbye to everyone I’ve become close to in the past four years.
I have no idea where I’m going to end up a month from now or what I’ll be doing.
So please don’t send me passive aggressive asks on anon when I don’t immediately answer your irrelevant question.
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curiousproducts asked:
I know this isn't fanfic related, but to the Definitely Not Ungrateful Anon: That's a really big red flag for rapist behavior, and I would really advise avoiding this guy in the future. He's proven he can't take no for an answer and that he thinks he knows what you want better than you do, AND he blames you for not agreeing with him about what you want. You should definitely gtfo.
Exactly.
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Bad-fanfiction Cupcakes
So I’ve been watching Cupcake Wars a lot recently and I was thinking about it and I’ve come up with four cupcakes themed for you and MSP.
The Mary Sue: Because they always smell like strawberries, the Mary Sue is a white chocolate strawberry cupcake with a Pink Champagne frosting and a little strawberry on top (dead centre of course).
The Citrus Queen: A cinnamon Kumquat cupcake with lemon cheesecake filling and decorated with an orange marshmallow frosting and a little dark chocolate moustache and top hat.
The Mary Sue Princess: A spicy, sassy Mayan chocolate cupcake (that’s dark chocolate with a bit of chilli) with a pink chilli cordial frosting and a little fondant tiara sprinkled with edible glitter.
The Oh God What Am I Reading: A lavender tea and chocolate cupcake with a Moscato white wine frosting and a tiny butter shortbread heart.
And those are only some of the combos I came up with. You now have cupcakes dedicated to you.
EDIT from submitter: Scratch the last one-
Take the Send Help instead: A Vanilla bean and sweet tea cupcake with a chocolate vodka frosting and little s.o.s fondant plaque.
I will take four of each please.
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marysueprincess asked:
I have awful handwriting. My AP Language teacher in high school actually dedicated a class period to making fun of the way I write my s's because she forgot I was in that class. I cried. It was awful. I'm still super paranoid about them, but the more I try to make them better, the worse they look.
That’s so cruel; I’m so sorry :(
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kanofeelit asked:
So, basically I'm attempting to write a novel wherein the main characters are a group of (lesser) gods--hear me out. I know this is absolutely risky business, but because of that, I'm trying to go into this as prepared as possible. Can you give me some advice on what /not/ to do?
This actually sounds really interesting.
I would do a lot of research on mythology and polytheist religions. Not just Greek/Roman or Norse but also Egyptian mythology. Try looking into Shinto and Hindu beliefs about deities and spirits and whatever else you come across.
Basically, do a lot of research across a lot of cultures and see where that takes you :)
(I know this is a “what you should do” and not a “what you should not do” but this is the best advice I have.)
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bringthefunkon asked:
I read Gone with the Wind for the first time in first grade, and Moby Dick the next year. I remember we had to make our parents write down all the books we read in our kindergarten year, and my teacher didn't accept mine because she didn't believe that I could read chapter books yet! I still read a ridiculous amount. I can read 5-6 pages a minute. My room is so packed with books that I have to stack em on the floor since all 12 cases are filled to bursting. Hey, at least I don't do drugs! :)
My parents have a used book sale problem- our county library system at home does a massive book sale every year where they sell books by the box…and of course my parents end up with an extra 6-15 boxes every year. Our house is overflowing with books.
I’m no exception, though. I keep finding more books scattered around the more I pack things up.
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izzielosthermind asked:
My first word was balloon. And on the same note of the person who said everything was kitties I babysit a little girl who used to call all animals cows. Dogs, cats, fish, chickens, everything.
I like “Everything is kitties” better than “Everything is cows.”
But cows are ok, I guess.
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blessedwithgloriousbutt asked:
I had the same thing as anon's sister only mine was King Arthur and I just read it to my partner instead. And it's not exactly first words but once on the way to extra classes I looked out the window and saw cows. But I forgot the word for cows so I called them moo moos. I was 15.
It happens sometimes haha.
